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Trump deploys the bunker-buster bomb after his 7th failed attempt to hit his ball out of the sand trap

DIGGING DEEP: The US President has used a military-grade bunker-buster bomb on the 13th hole sand trap at his Mar-a-Lago golf course.

“My sand wedge just isn’t cutting it,” Donald Trump told reporters after his 7th failed swing.

“It’s time to call in the big guns.”

Trump and his group quickly fled the area, and within minutes a low-flying B‑2 Spirit stealth bomber arrived and dropped the bunker-buster bomb onto the sand trap.

“It was a direct hit,” says Trump.

“The bomb sank deep into the earth before detonating, lifting my ball out of the sand trap and safely onto the fairway.”

When asked if it was legal to deploy a precision-guided weapon on domestic soil over a round of golf, Trump shrugged.

“Look, it was a defensive measure,” says Trump. “And I ended up winning the round, and that is what matters most.”

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