Sydney man shits himself rather than surrender his place in the queue to inspect a mouldy two-bedroom rental in Maroubra
September 16, 2026
SHIT FIGHT: Sydney’s rental market has proven too tight for one man while he was queuing to inspect a dilapidated Maroubra apartment.
Dan Harper-Caprone had already spent over an hour waiting to inspect the property when he realised he urgently needed to use the bathroom.
“There was no way I was going to walk away from this one,” said the 34-year-old.
“If the HYROX girl could push through this kind of adversity, so could I.”
Harper-Caprone held his ground and relieved himself without leaving the queue.
He eventually got to inspect the place, but his application was rejected over concerns about hygiene.