Surry Hills woman at Pilates chooses to shit herself rather than waste the last 11 minutes of her $35 class
September 15, 2026
GUTSY EFFORT: A Sydney marketing coordinator has refused to sacrifice any part of her $35 reformer Pilates class merely to use the bathroom.
With just eleven minutes remaining, Bridget Cole-Mitchell could no longer ignore her stomach rumbles, so she bravely let loose while doing a standing lunge.
“I just kept thinking about that Hyrox girl,” the 29-year-old told DBT, while still wearing her soiled Lululemon leggings.
“If she could finish an elite international sporting event, I should be able to get through my beginner Pilates class.”
The studio’s next session was delayed for 45 minutes due to “unexpected reformer maintenance.”