PM announces instant deportation of anyone who was at Bronte Beach on Christmas Day, unless they come back to help clean up

CLEAN UP OR PACK UP: Australia’s Prime Minister has made a brief appearance during his summer break to issue a bold threat to any revellers who were at Bronte Beach on Christmas day.

“Effective immediately, any tourist, backpacker, or random Santa-hat-wearing Aussie who appeared in social media footage from Christmas at Bronte has 24 hours to return and help clean up,” says Anthony Albanese.

“Otherwise, say your goodbyes—you’re on the next flight out!”

The unprecedented threat follows widespread condemnation of some 15,000 revellers who transformed Bronte Beach from a postcard paradise into a giant junkyard.

Council rangers arrived yesterday to find abandoned cooler bags, scattered beer bottles, confetti, and tangled tinsel strewn across Bronte Park.

“I flew here for the ultimate Aussie Christmas,” sobbed one Irish backpacker.

“I didn’t think I’d be forced into manual labor to avoid deportation.”

“But I don’t really have a choice as I really want to go to Scruffy Murphy’s on NYE.”