New report shows it’s impossible to do anything remotely fun in Sydney without having to queue for hours first

QUEUE CULTURE: A new study shows the depressing truth about living in Sydney.

The UNSW report shows there’s now only a handful of fun things to do, and all of them involve massive queues.

“I only really like going out to the Sheaf or The Caterpillar Club,” one woman told DBT.

“Then on Sunday it’s either cinnamon scrolls and macha at Sundays Bondi or fro yo at Yo-Chi.”

However researchers found that virtually everyone else in Sydney has exactly the same idea, leading to bottlenecks all over the city.

The study identified other congestion points such as Vivid, the beach, anywhere with a view, and any club or pub toilet cubicles.

“And even when you’re not having fun, you’re probably also waiting in a queue, either at a rental inspection or at Service NSW or something.”

“Honestly, leaving Sydney is the best option, but then you go to the airport, and that’s a queue just to join another queue.”