Local CEO boomer demanding his staff return to the office full-time, in case he ever needs help logging into wifi

TECH SUPPORT: Sydney CEO Gareth Marks-Riley has sent out a company wide email this morning, announcing all staff must return to the office full-time, citing the need for “collaboration, team morale and productivity.”

However insiders tell DBT it’s actually because he’s a technophobe who constantly needs help with even the most basic tasks like logging into Wi-Fi, converting a file to a PDF, and even sending a reply all email.

“It’s actually really upsetting,” one anonymous staff member told DBT.

“Just because he’s useless with technology, it means I have to commute everyday from Bankstown into the city and back.”

Gareth Marks-Riley vigorously denies these claims, saying he just “prefers face-to-face interaction.”

“I think my mandatory new in-office policy will restore efficiency and synergy,” he told DBT.

“You can’t underestimate the value of personal interaction, especially when the shit hits the fan, like if I need to update some software, or re-set my password.”