Flat chested white woman calling for name change of ‘Flat White’ coffee

HATE SPEECH: A flat chested local woman has begun a campaign to change the name of ‘flat white’ coffees.

Miranda Coombes says she enjoys flat white coffees, but gets embarrassed every time she tries to order one.

“I feel the words ‘flat’ & ‘white’ are a direct slur on my physical appearance,” she says.

“I shouldn’t have to deal with this level of discrimination just because I’m flat and white.”

The 28 year old has launched a petition and is approaching various social justice groups, hoping they will get on board her campaign.

It comes amid new hate speech laws banning controversial phrases and a wave of recent product name changes, including Coon Cheese and Red Skins lollies.

“Maybe we should just call ‘flat whites’ a ‘regular coffee with milk,'” Ms Coombes suggests.

“Don’t even get me started on ‘long blacks.’