Fears raised for former Knox Grammar student who turned up to his school reunion not wearing R.M. Williams

OUT OF STEP: Former Knox Grammar student Edward Wilson-McGuiggan sparked alarm at his 10-year reunion after arriving in a pair of old-school Vans.

“I wonder what’s going on with Ed,” whispered one of his former classmates.

“You just never know what’s happening behind closed doors.”

Across the room, a group of commercial property managers abruptly halted their conversation about negative gearing.

“I heard a rumour he missed out on the Macquarie grad program back in ’19, but I didn’t think things had gotten this bad.”

Eventually the former school captain took it upon himself to confront Edward Wilson-McGuiggan about his footwear choice.

“Mate I’ve got a spare pair of R.M’s in my car if you want to slip them on?”

“Nah I’m good,” replied Wilson-McGuiggan. “I just bought an apartment in Petersham.”

Reporting back to the group, the former school captain said: “Guys, he bought in Petersham, it’s too late. He’s gone.”