#BREAKING: Trump reverses controversial tariff on Australian imports, after Albo rang him to say he grew up in public housing

It comes after a heartfelt phone call from  Anthony Albanese, reminding him that he was raised in public housing by a single mother.

“I had no idea Anthony grew up like that,” Trump explained in a hastily convened press conference.

“Public housing? Single mother? Very, very sad. Nobody ever mentioned this before.”

Sources confirm Albanese strategically opened the call by referencing his humble beginnings, something he has managed to weave into almost every speech, press conference, and casual conversation since taking office.

“I’m very sorry to hear that, Anthony,” Trump said while on the phone, becoming emotional.

“You know, I started with only a small million-dollar loan from my father, so I deeply understand the struggle.”