THE BASICS: If you’re a new mother who has lived in Vaucluse for a while, or a mum who has recently moved from elsewhere, this starter kit is for you.
To get underway, P.E Nation activewear is a must-have for grocery shopping or for coffee with friends.
Also a priority, keeping your baby safe, something that is not possible without a pram worth $2,000.00.
Wear massive sunglasses for that eastern suburbs look, but feel free to take them off every once in a while to flaunt your tattoo eyebrows.
Round out your appearance with a visit to the self-described “king of boobs,” and regular visits to a tanning salon.
And get yourself some $900 Gucci sneakers, even though they are no different to shoes you can buy from Raben footwear for $15.
Behind almost every great Vaucluse mum, is a Vaucluse dad, who should work at Macqaurie Bank, or worst case, one of the big four banks.
And no Vaucluse mum is complete without owning a Range Rover, even though the only ‘off-road’ driving you will do is in the Westfield Bondi Junction car park.