Trump secures U.S ownership of Gaza, after erecting thousands of beach cabanas there
February 6, 2025
GAZA-LAGO: The question of who owns Gaza has been a complicated one for decades, but now the U.S President is claiming he’s settled the issue.
President Donald Trump has proclaimed the long-disputed territory is now officially under U.S. control.
“You can’t argue with a beach cabana,” says Trump.
“And we’ve literally put up thousands of them all over this land, so I’m now officially in charge.”
Trump is using the same logic as many Australians who argue that erecting a cabana allows you to lay claim to their favourite parts of the beach.
Politicians around the world are expressing blunt disapproval of Trump’s claim over Gaza, but the U.S President is remaining defiant.
“This area will be the Riviera of the Middle East,” he says.
