Local ‘Fitness Coach’ Completes Seamless Transition Into ‘Life Coach’

Jack Bedoya has made the next brave step in his career, announcing today he’s completed the transition from ‘fitness coach’ to ‘life coach.’ “To be honest, I was helping so many of my fitness clients with various facets of their life, so life coaching seems like an obvious next step,” says Bedoya. To help mark the seamless transition, he’s updated his Instagram bio quote to say; ‘You can’t be happy unless you’re healthy.’ But critics say the 23 year old has begun offering life advice to people, whether they asked for it or not. “I don’t think anyone’s actually paid…

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Trump Hires Private Investigator To Find Out What His Friends Are Doing On NYE

With only two weeks until the end of the year, Donald Trump’s New Years Eve plans remain unclear. “I haven’t been invited anywhere,” the outgoing US President admitted to DBT. “I asked my friend Mitch McConnell what he’s doing, but he quickly changed the subject.” So Trump has hired a private investigator to find out what’s happening. The investigator has begun surveillance on several senior Republican officials looking for clues. “Something fishy is going on,” says Trump. “I suspect there is a party happening that my friends haven’t told me about.” “Guest numbers might be limited due to Covid, but…

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Entrepreneur, Disrupter, Enabler, Mentor, Unsure About What To Lead With On His LinkedIn Bio

Sydney’s David Busoli is updating his LinkedIn profile for the 8th time this year. “It’s a constant tinkering process,” he says. “There are very few people out there with my skill set.” The 29 year old former real estate agent became an ‘entrepreneur’ three years ago, but has failed to find any steady income after the failure of three different start ups. “I’m so multi-faceted,” he says. “I’m a disrupter, a mentor and an enabler among other things. I’m just struggling to decide how to order them in my bio.” Busoli told DBT he’s considering hiring a LinkedIn coach to…

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71% Of Bondi Residents Have Icebergs As Their Facebook Cover Photo: Report

A groundbreaking new report has shown that almost three-quarters of Bondi residents have Icebergs as their Facebook background image. “Anecdotally we know Icebergs is a popular choice, but now we have the data to prove it,” says Hannah Rolly from Social Monitors Australia. Researchers conducted a sweep of Facebook to find that 71% of those listed as Bondi residents had the iconic ocean pool as their Facebook background image. “We suspect the numbers go higher during summer,” says Hannah Rolly. “So we may see the percentage rise even higher than 71%.” The trendy swimming club and prestigious restaurant located at…

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