Bondi man on holiday in Byron Bay, complaining about how many Bondi people are there now

SUMMER GETAWAY: A Bondi man says his holiday to tourist hot spot Byron Bay is being overrun by ‘absolute blow-ins’ from Bondi.

“I’m so sick of all these muppets,” says Craig Hawke. “There are yoga instructors, digital nomads, and fashion influencers from Bondi at every turn.”

“They’re all so un-chilled, they just walk around all day taking selfies for Instagram and hoping to see Chris Hemsworth.”

Craig Hawk says he travelled to the former alternative getaway for some ‘spiritual enlightenment,’ and for a short break from Sydney’s pretentious scene.

“But now I’m completely surrounded by it,” he says. “I may as well just stayed home and gone to the Beach Rd Hotel.”

“And most of the Bondi people here in Byron are from South Bondi. At least I came here from North Bondi ffs.”

The 41 year old says he’s now considering leaving Bryon to finish his holiday further north in Noosa.

More to come.