SUMMER GETAWAY: A Bondi man says his holiday to tourist hot spot Byron Bay is being overrun by ‘absolute blow-ins’ from Sydney.

“I’m so sick of all these muppets,” says Craig Hawke. “They’re all so un-chilled, they just walk around all day taking selfies for Instagram and hoping to see Chris Hemsworth.”

Craig Hawk says he travelled to the former alternative getaway for some ‘spiritual enlightenment,’ and for a short break from Sydney’s pretentious scene.

“But now I’m completely surrounded by it,” he says. “And most of the Sydney people here now are from the western suburbs and stuff. At least I came here from Bondi.”

The 35 year old trust fund recipient says he’s now considering leaving Bryon to finish his holiday further north in Noosa.

More to come.