Survival pack: Get ready for Sydney summer 2025-26

CABANA CULTURE: With spring in the air, and warmer temperatures upon us, DBT has released this timely Sydney summer survival pack.

Topping the list is the beach cabana, to be erected now to reserve a Bondi sand patch for November.

Locals are also advised to budget for at least two sets of $900 sunglasses, given that each pair lasts an average of three days before being lost.

No Sydney summer survival pack would be complete without Ozempic, the must-have item for fast-tracking your beach body.

A white linen shirt is also a must for visits to the Sheaf, the beach, the supermarket or literally anywhere else.

Hydration needs are covered with a matcha latte from Sunday’s Bondi, while endurance is provided by a small resealable bag of staying power.

The kit also comes with a Camilla kaftan, which, while rarely worn, remains a symbol of aspirational suburbia.

And for anyone feeling like the starter pack hasn’t fully transformed their summer aesthetic, this deluxe edition includes an appointment with top plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Miroshnik.

“This survival pack really captures the essence of Sydney summer,” said one DBT reader.

“Finally a kit which understands all my needs.”