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“Sugar is toxic!” claims Bondi personal trainer shortly after having his 8th line today in the bathrooms at Fitness First

BOOGER SUGAR: A Sydney personal trainer and self proclaimed health guru, is adding his voice to a school of thought that ‘sugar is toxic.’

Mike Yarwood-Small is well known for lecturing all his clients about sugar’s harmful effects on the metabolism.

“Obesity and heart disease aside, recent studies also show evidence linking sugar consumption with breast cancer,” he told DBT.

“I won’t go near the stuff, unless it comes naturally in fruits or milk etc.”

But his health advice appears at odds with the fact that he spends around $2k per week on cocaine and other drugs, which he consumes pretty much all day every day.

“Look, it’s all about balance,” he says with cocaine residue clearly visible around his nostril area.

“Being healthy doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to go and powder my nose again before my next client arrives.”

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