Onset of cooler weather marks local man’s seamless transition from wearing Birkenstocks every day, to R.M. Williams every day
FOND FAREWELL: A Double Bay man has put his Birkenstocks away for another six months, as cooler Autumn weather sets in.
“I wear my Birkenstocks every single day from October through March, and my R.M. Williams from April until spring arrives,” David Harris-Jones told DBT.
“I thought some people might notice the transition, but it turns out no one really cares.”
Fashion analysts say the Birkenstocks to R.M. Williams transition is now so common in inner-city circles, it barely registers as noteworthy.
“We didn’t even notice,” says one of his friends.
In response to questions about whether he might one day experiment with other shoe brands, Harris seemed startled.
“Why would I do that?” he replied. “It’s all about comfort, style, and conformity disguised as individuality.”
And, as winter looms, Harris-Jones confirmed he has absolutely no plans to deviate from his trusted boots, at least until warm weather inevitably guides him back to his beloved Birkenstocks.
