Slightly cooler weather marks local man’s seamless transition from wearing Birkenstocks every single day to R.M. Williams every single day

SOLE SEARCHING: A Double Bay man has put his Birkenstocks away for another six months, as cooler Autumn weather sets in.

“I wear my Birkenstocks every single day from October till the end of March, and then my R.M. Williams until spring arrives,” David Harris-Jones told DBT.

“I thought some people might notice the transition, but it turns out no one really cares.”

Fashion analysts say the Birkenstocks to R.M. Williams transition is now so common in inner-city circles, it barely registers as noteworthy.

In response to questions about whether he might one day experiment with other shoe brands, Harris-Jones seemed startled.

“Why would I do that?” he replied. “It’s all about comfort, style, and conformity disguised as individuality.”

He’s expected to start wearing his puffer vest in the next few days.