NSW Health announce new plant-based, biodegradable alternative to help people stop vaping

SMOKE AND MIRRORS: The state government has today launched a breakthrough initiative to help combat vaping.

“It’s a brand-new product called ‘cigarettes.'” says a spokesperson for NSW Health.

Cigarettes use tobacco, a leafy plant which naturally contains nicotine.

“It’s a more natural, analogue alternative and it’s better for the environment,” says the spokesperson.

With vaping levels reaching record highs, the state government says now is the time to act, offering a packet of 25 cigarettes for $41.

However critics are pointing out the drawbacks of cigarettes.

“They only come in two flavours, original and menthol,” says one consumer advocate.

“Plus you need a lighter to use them. I doubt they’ll catch on.”