News Corp reporter sets ambitious new year’s resolution to finally stop writing about Raygun

αRAGE BAIT: A reporter for the national News Corp title News.com.au has set himself a bold news year’s resolution.

In 2025, Harry Hackman hopes to report some actual news, a huge departure from his endless stories about the controversial breakdancer Raygun.

“Yeah, the Raygun stories always go really well,” he told DBT.

“Mainly because everyone hates them so much they leave nasty comments, which means my stories show up in more people’s news feeds.”

As 2025 dawns, the young reporter admits the transition away from Raygun stories won’t be easy.

“I’ve never covered any real news before, and I’m not feeling super confident about it, but I’m prepared to try anything once!”