Middle age Sydneysiders now going clubbing at Woolworths, where they can hear all their favourite tunes
August 26, 2024
OFF TROLLEY: A group of middle age Sydneysiders have been gathering at their local supermarket for social activity, it can be confirmed.
“Woolworths Double Bay has been going off lately,” says one party goer.
And DBT understands there’s a special VIP area near the fruit and veg section.
“I’m meeting some friends near the lettuce at 8pm,” one man admitted to DBT.
Others are going clubbing there alone.
“Yeah Woolworths Radio is awesome,” says one former Sydney nightclub queen.
“I come here anytime and pretend to need groceries.”
But not everyone’s thrilled about the supermarket sessions.
“I just came for some instant noodles but now I’m caught in a conga line,” a 20-year-old told DBT.