Lonely Planet release its new travel guide; ‘Worst Four Places In Sydney, 2026’

TOURIST TRAPS: Travel guide publisher Lonely Planet has released its much anticipated ‘Worst Four Places In Sydney, 2026,’ with the Bondi to Bronte walk on a sunny public holiday taking out the top spot.

“Imagine doing the walk on a regular Sunday morning but a billion times worse,” says the guide.

“Look out for topless runners weaving their way through thousands of people, when they could easily just go for a run in a less crowded area.”

“Personal space is a myth, and the nearest bathroom is likely several kilometres away.”

Coming in second place is the clusterfuck of Olympic Park train station after a concert or any other major event.

“Imagine 80,000 people all leaving a concert at exactly the same time,” says Lonely Planet.

“Be prepared for severe claustrophobia with likely outbreaks of violence.”

“We advise only going to concerts or sporting events at Moore Park or the ICC.”

In third place is one of Sydney’s most hated motorways.

“Getting stuck in traffic on Military Rd will most definitely ruin your day.”

“If you live in the area it will likely ruin your entire life.”

And last but not least according to Lonely Planet is KIIS FM studios during Kyle and Jackie O.

“This studio is a known hotbed of unfiltered opinions and awkward energy as staff and listeners bear the brunt of Kyle Sandilands’ divisive personality.”

“It’s a confronting place for KIIS staff but also for listeners, and luckily for everyone’s wellbeing, the show is currently off the air.”