“It’s an invasion of our privacy,” cheating couples launch for petition calling for ban on ColdPlay kiss cam

COLD PLAYERS: A coalition of cheating couples have launched an online petition demanding that Coldplay ditch its infamous stadium kiss‑cam.

“We have rights too,” declared one of the petition co‑founders, who claims he was caught hugging and smooching his colleague three times in one concert.

“At the very least concert organisers should offer kiss cam opt-out wristbands,” says the petition.

But it appears Coldplay has no plans to can the kiss cam.

“We love love, just not the kind that requires full‑body concealment,” quipped a spokesperson.