WITHDRAWALS: A local real estate agent is echoing predictions that Australia’s economy will be cashless by 2024.
“Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It’s all just code bro,” Richard Thorpe told DBT.
“Who even uses cash these days? Probably only a few boomers and cleaners (haha)”
However his cashless prediction comes amid revelations that he gives at least $600 cash every week to drug dealers who rely on anonymous payment methods.
“Oh yeah, well apart from that,” admitted the 39 year old father of two. “And obviously we still need notes for snorting purposes.”
“Oh and also my cousin’s construction business also only accepts cash.”