“I don’t need a special day to show my love for you,” says man who makes zero effort ever
February 14, 2024
DATE NIGHT: A local man has once again reaffirmed his lacklustre approach toward romance, and his strong opposition to Valentine’s Day.
“It’s all just marketing rubbish,” Max Weiner tells his wife every year.
“I would never show love for you just because the calendar says it’s a certain date.”
However his wife has told DBT he never shows love at any other times either.
“In our early years of dating he used to take me to McDonalds on my birthday, but now even that’s dropped off,” she says.
The couple are once again staying home tonight to watch MAFS and to eat for dinner, delivered by Uber Eats.
“Don’t worry babe,” Max Weiner told his wife. “I’ll post a photo of the two of us on Instagram tonight, just so everyone else knows how much I love you.”
