DATE NIGHT: Michael Weiner is an outspoken advocate against Valentine’s Day.

“It’s all just marketing rubbish,” he tells his wife every year. “I would never show love for you just because the calendar says it’s a certain date.”

However his wife has told DBT he never shows love at any other times either.

“In our early years of dating he used to take me to McDonalds on my birthday, but now even that’s dropped off.”

The couple are once again staying home tonight to watch MAFS and to eat for dinner, delivered by Uber Eats.

“This is a billion times better than having to go out for dinner,” he says. “Don’t worry babe, anyone who celebrates Valentine’s Day is an absolute muppet.”