“How good! From tomorrow we get an extra hour of daylight!” says man who spends every single afternoon indoors scrolling TikTok

DAYLIGHT ROBBERY: Sydney man Lucas Silva says he’s “so pumped” about the start of daylight saving tomorrow.

“I’ve been waiting for this all winter,” he said. “Every day I’ll be going straight from work to the beach. I think I’m going to take up surfing.”

However Lucas Silva’s friends tell DBT he spends every evening indoors, glued to his phone, mindlessly scrolling TikTok until his thumbs go numb.

“He said the same thing about daylight saving last year,” said one friend.

“He’s got good intentions, every day he gets home from work, vowing to “just watch a few videos.”

“But then he mysteriously resurfaces three hours later, after going down a rabbit hole of dancing cats and obscure online conspiracy theories.”