HOUSING CRISIS: Sydney’s homeless mistaken as people out celebrating Christmas

LIVING ROUGH: Sydney’s housing crisis was on full display yesterday with thousands of homeless people cramming beaches and other public spaces.

Many mainstream news outlets are mistakenly reporting that these people were out enjoying Christmas Day.

“I couldn’t give a shit about Christmas,” one man camping out at Bronte Beach told DBT.

“Honestly, it’s the last thing on my mind. I’ve actually been camping out here for three months already.”

Another homeless person at Bondi Beach yesterday says she’s only there because she’s spent the last 12 months looking for a rental property, without any success.

“This is such a shit way to spend Christmas, it’s so hot out here!” she says.

“And I have to be up early tomorrow for an open for inspection at Petersham.”