FORMER GLORY: Local divorcee who finished Cranbrook in 1998 spotted wearing his old 1st XV rugby jersey at Club Rose Bay

FROM THE VAULT: A 45 year old man is attempting to impress Club Rose Bay patrons today, turning up in a vintage First XV Rugby jersey.

“Yep, I played breakaway for the Cranbrook 1sts in 1998,” Harry Holt-Fairweather, was overhead telling as many people as possible.

“At one point he started a sentence with, ‘Back when we were playing Scots…’ even though nobody had asked him anything,” one witness told DBT.

Sources confirm Harry was showing people photos on his phone of himself playing back in the day.

At time of publication, he was trying to explain to a 27 year old woman how “schoolboy rugby was a very different game back then.”

“I could’ve gone further with it if I didn’t tear my ACL against St Ignatius in year 12,” he said.