January 1, 2025
STAYING POWER: A Fitness First membership card is being put to good use today, after months of lying dormant.
“My new year’s resolution is to go to the gym more,” says Rose Bay man Dane Ward.
“But for now my membership card is being used for other important things.”
Dane Ward and his friends are using the card repeatedly today to neatly rack lines at an impromptu New Year’s Day gathering.
After several jokes about the irony of using a gym membership card in this way, Dane Ward and the group have entered their 18th hour of continuous debauchery.
“I feel sensational, physically and mentally,” says Ward.
