Melania Demands Trump Stay 1.5M From Her At All Times, As They Both Test Positive For Covid

The US President Donald Trump and his wife have gone into quarantine after they both tested positive for Coronavirus a short time ago.

The White House has announced strict quarantine laws will apply, and Melania Trump is enforcing some tough Covid restrictions of her own.

“I have told Donald he’s not allowed within 1.5M of me,” says Melania Trump. “It will be good for our health, but also for our relationship.”

The pair made a brief and Covid-friendly media appearance a short time ago on the White House lawn, with Melania’s 1.5m rule well and truly in force.

“We’re actually thinking of making this a permanent rule,” says Melania. “I’m really enjoying the break.”

The pair’s physical contact has been the subject of widespread media scrutiny, even before Covid-19.

“He’s a very hands on kind of President,” says Melania. “I don’t mind that, just as long as he’s not touching me.

More to come.