Eastern suburbs relationship break up scandal: “You never told me you went to a public school!”

DARK PAST: A seemingly idyllic eastern suburbs couple has spectacularly imploded after a shocking revelation rocked their relationship; he went to a public school.

“I feel so betrayed,” Melinda Evans told DBT.

“We’ve been dating for months already and he never told me about his government funded education.”

The boyfriend Pat Michaels had reportedly been keeping his dark past a secret, wearing R.M. Williams boots, and regularly going to the Golden Sheaf and Oak.

But the charade was up when she found his Vaucluse High year book from 2004.

“My school was located in a prestigious coastal area!” he said, in a desperate bid to save the relationship.

But it was to no avail.

Melinda, a former Kambala student, has updated her dating app bio to read “Private-School Alumni only. I’ve had my heart broken once already.”