Eastern suburbs former private school boy now calling everyone ‘cuz’ in desperate bid to fit in at the Lakemba night markets

CUZZY BRO: A Rose Bay man completely transformed his use of the English language last night after driving just 29 minutes from his home.

Former Cranbrookian Dane Bradley-McGovern resorted to calling everyone ‘cuz’ while visiting the vibrant, bustling Lakemba night markets.

“These camel burgers are fuckin sick cuz,” he said affectionately to one street vendor.

“Do youse know where I can get some good chicken shawarma?”

As the evening progressed, friends of the 31 year old say he also started calling people ‘bruz.’

“He normally just calls people ‘mate’ and sometimes even ‘bro’ or ‘dude’, but this ‘bruz’ and ‘cuz’ stuff is a whole new level,” says one of his friends.

“It was a bit transparent, especially coming from someone who rarely ventures any further west than Edgecliff.”