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#Breaking: Allegations George Pell Was Instrumental In Ball Tampering Scandal Saga
The Catholic Church has been embroiled in yet another scandal. In a hastily arranged press conference this morning, Cricket Australia has alleged convicted Cardinal George Pell had a role to play in the ball tampering saga. "George is a ball...
"I Just Want My Privacy," Says Woman Constantly Gagging For Media Attention
Cassandra Thorburn says her life is back on track after her appearance on Dancing With The Stars last night. "People forget that before I was married to Karl, I was an ABC radio journalist in Rockhampton," she says. "So I...
Scott Morrison Begins Withdrawing His Life Savings From The Bank
The Prime Minister is taking radical action in a bid to secure his financial future. Scott Morrison has begun withdrawing his life savings from the Commonwealth bank. "CBA has served me well over the years, but unfortunately I've lost faith...
Banks To Ignore Commission’s Report Today As It’s Being Released After 4pm
Australia's big banks are in no rush to check the findings of the Royal Commission into Australia's banking industry. "We might have time to look at the findings over the next week or so," says Westpac's David Smith. "We can't...
Bernard Tomic Announced As New Ambassador For Forty Winks
Controversial tennis star Bernard Tomic has hit the headlines once again. This time it's because of his constant winking during a 60 Minutes interview which aired last night. Double Bay Today can reveal exclusively the winking was actually a publicity...
PM Vows To Go Easy On The Banks To Protect His Future Banking Career Prospects
The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised to "cast a critical eye" over any new proposed banking industry regulations. "The freedom and health of the big banks is vital for the Australian economy," says Scott Morrison. "It's also crucial for...
Kerri-Anne Kennerley Announces 3-Day Indigenous Fact Finding Tour Of The Outback
Australian TV stalwart Kerri-Anne Kennerley is attempting to revive her reputation after questioning the motive of 'Invasion Day' protestors on Studio 10 this week. "I'm putting my money where my mouth is," she says. "I'm going to take a tour...
Questions Raised After Double Bay Woman’s 10 Year Challenge Pics Appear Very Similar
A local woman's 10 year challenge Instagram post has captured the attention of social media users around the world. In her post, Valerie Benes appears to look almost exactly the same in 2019 as she did 10 years ago. "What...
‘The Gillette Ad Offends Me’ Says Intense Soccer Dad
A Sydney father who regularly abuses his young son for playing soccer like a “fu*king pussy,” says Gillette has gone too far with its latest ad. “I bet the people who made the ad are just a bunch of fags,”...
Usman Khawaja’s Brother Overlooked For Selection In Prison Cricket Team
Usman Khawaja's brother Arsalan has failed to impressed selectors at Long Bay jail after struggling at the crease in the four games he's played while behind bars. "His batting hasn't been reliable," says Harry Smyth the Long Bay chairman of...
