In Focus
New data confirms walking around Westfield Bondi Junction in activewear counts as exercise
ACTIVE WHERE? A groundbreaking new report has confirmed what many eastern suburbs residents have long suspected: strolling around Westfield Bondi Junction in head-to-toe Lululemon does, in fact, count as a workout. “It’s low impact, high visibility,” says local GP Dr....
Famous Benji Marshall sidestep not good enough to avoid volunteers handing out how to vote cards
WALL OF DEFENCE: Rugby league great Benji Marshall has failed to avoid volunteers at Potts Point polling station today, despite him having arguably the best side step in NRL history. "The people trying to hand out how to vote cards...
“I’d never date a man who lives with his mum,” says local woman who happily dates several men who live with their wives
HOME WRECKER: A Sydney woman has shed light on her peculiar stance on dating, declaring she would “never, ever” date a man who still lives with his mother. However DBT can reveal Gina Modran is currently maintaining romantic connections with...
News Corp reporter sets ambitious new year’s resolution to finally stop writing about Raygun
αRAGE BAIT: A reporter for the national News Corp title News.com.au has set himself a bold news year's resolution. In 2025, Harry Hackman hopes to report some actual news, a huge departure from his endless stories about the controversial breakdancer...
Burnt out executive calls in sick so he can stay home and catch up on work
UNDER THE PUMP: The end of the week is fast approaching, but local man Paul Barbosa still has so much work to do. "The only way I get anything done these days is when I'm working remotely from home," he...
Instagram unveils ‘mute’ option, for users who don’t want to see their friend’s Euro summer travel photos & videos
FOMO: Social media giant Instagram is taking trailblazing steps to help spare users from seeing endless European travel content. "The European summer is a difficult time for many Instagram users who are stuck at work during the Australian winter," says...
Bondi woman looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5″ blue eyes, forced to settle for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6″ brown eyes
CAN'T WIN EM ALL: In a heartbreaking turn of events that has shaken the Bondi social scene, local woman Chloe Harper has been forced to settle for a boyfriend who has fallen short of her stringent criteria. "I was looking for...
Local introvert keen for long weekend to finish so he doesn’t have to keep making up elaborate excuses to avoid social activity
LOCKDOWN: A Sydney introvert is counting down the hours until the end of the long weekend, eager to escape the exhausting task of fabricating fake excuses to avoid friends and family. "I wanted to spend the weekend at home by...
Man Completes Transition Into His 40’s By Falling Asleep On The Couch & Waking Up With Tennis Elbow
CAUGHT NAPPING: An impromptu sleep at home on the couch has ended in serious injury for one Sydney man. Yesterday afternoon Gary Dragoon was rushed to hospital, after falling asleep in a strange position and waking up unable to move...
Macquarie Dictionary Names “I’m So Tired..” As The Most Popular Phrase For Australians Aged 30+
"Many people also say it when they have nothing else to talk about," say language experts. GOOD CHAT: It's the modern day catch cry. Burdened by too much work, social activity, family commitments and sleeping problems '"I'm so tired," is...
