“Bucket hats and Adidas tracksuits are so fashionable right now,” says aging Pom from Coogee preparing for Oasis concert

90’s CHIC: A Coogee man has been out shopping today, humming Don’t Look Back in Anger to himself, as he put the finishing touches on his outfit for the Oasis concert in Sydney on Friday night.

“I just bought this bucket hat from my local chemist,” Darren Whitfield-Hayes told DBT.

“But I’ve had this tracksuit since 1998. I wore it when Liam spat on a security guard at the Leeds Festival.”

The 52 year old fled Manchester for Australia when he was 27.

“He reckons his Oasis concert look is timeless,” says one of his friends.

“Which is the same thing he said about his marriage and his hairline.”

Local fashion experts are describing the outfit as “heritage dadcore” and “a cry for help in polyester form.”