#BREAKING: Trump announces plan to take control of Bondi Junction outdoor mall
February 6, 2025
TRUMP MALL: Sydney residents have been shocked by the U.S President’s controversial new plan to take control of the aging Bondi Junction outdoor mall.
“We will completely level the entire area and start again,” says Donald Trump.
“I don’t believe Sydney residents should have to go shopping in such harsh conditions.”
The mall currently boasts a range of substandard retail outlets, including several off-brand discount stores.
“I want to transform this area into a luxury shopping paradise, with tanning salons and golf stores,” says Trump.
“And it definitely needs a McDonalds outlet or two.”
“I want to make Bondi Junction great again.”
