#BREAKING: PM trying to win election in a few months by using internet slang from 5 years ago
March 27, 2025
RIZZ: The gloves are off in the battle for the federal election, with the PM trotting out some Gen Z slang in parliament to criticise the opposition.
Anthony Albanese said: “..they are delulu with solulu,” referring to the Coalition and its nuclear plan.
A basic translation of the phrase is “delusional with no solution.”
“You see, I have got the rizz!” the PM told journalists.
“I’m definitely cool and relatable.”
But the PM’s use of internet slang from five years ago has not passed the vibe check.
“I’m shook,” says one young voter.
“Please Albo, stick to regular English. Boomers using modern slang gives me the ick.”
