#BREAKING: Anthony Albanese gets job at McDonalds in New York, to finally secure a one-on-one meeting with Trump
FAST FOOD DIPLOMACY: The Australian Prime Minister has finally managed to secure a coveted one-on-one with the US President, thanks to a bold career pivot to a McDonald’s counter in New York.
“We all know how much Donald Trump loves his Maccas, so I thought taking a job there would be my best chance of meeting him,” Anthony Albanese declared.
And the greasy gambit paid off a short time ago, with Donald Trump strolling into the outlet for an Egg McMuffin, leading to a brief encounter between the two leaders.
“I can’t say at this stage exactly what was discussed, but let’s just say our talks were productive,” Albanese told DBT.
It comes shortly after the Australian PM was snubbed from Donald Trump’s official schedule of meetings in New York.
The White House has confirmed the President still has no plans for a formal meeting, but Albanese has asked to be rostered onto the night shift at the same outlet in a desperate bid to hopefully meet Trump again.