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Bondi woman looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5″ blue eyes, forced to settle for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6″ brown eyes

CAN’T WIN EM ALL: In a heartbreaking turn of events that has shaken the Bondi social scene, local woman Chloe Harper has been forced to settle for a boyfriend who has fallen short of her stringent criteria.

“I was looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5″, blue eyes,” the part time yoga instructor told DBT.

But after months of searching, she found the Bondi dating pool surprisingly low on 6’5″ blue-eyed men.

However she did manage to find Dave, a local man with brown eyes and only 5’6″.

“Oh well, he’s still in finance and has a hefty trust fund,” she says.

“So he can still afford to take me to Totti’s whenever I want.”

Friends close to Chloe have noted her struggle to come to terms with her compromise.

“It’s been tough for her,” said best friend Amanda.

“She’s had to lower her expectations—literally. But we’re proud of her for being open-minded.”

As Chloe adjusts to her new reality, she remains cautiously optimistic.

“I’m still holding out hope that he might grow a few inches,” she joked.

“And this afternoon we are going shopping for some blue colour contacts. Love is all about compromise.”

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