Mother who got kicked out of Arj Barker show seen with baby dancing at Club 77 today at 5am

DANCING BABY: The woman who was controversially booted from an Arj Barker stand up comedy show in Melbourne on Saturday night has re-emerged in new photos given exclusively to DBT. Trish Faranda was photographed at iconic Sydney nightclub Club 77, shortly after 5am today. “I still love to party, but I have to bring my young baby cause he’s still breastfeeding,” she told our reporter. “But he absolutely loves it here. I can tell because he’s screaming so loudly to the music!” It’s unclear how long the pair stayed out, but at one stage they were dancing on an elevated…

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Bondi woman hosts farewell party for friend who is moving to Manly

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN: Tears are flowing today, as long distance threatens to end a life-long friendship between two Sydney women. Bondi resident Kate Parkes announced last week that she’s moving more than 20 km’s away to Manly in Sydney’s north to live with her boyfriend. “I’m devastated,” says Kate’s neighbour and old friend Jenna Philby who hosted a farewell party last night. “We’ve promised each other that we’ll stay in touch via WhatsApp, but unfortunately I’ll never get to see her anymore!” The pair both say it’ll be too difficult to meet up face to face given their busy…

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Man getting grief from wife for never cleaning the bathroom, finally swings into action by putting two anti-bacterial drops in the toilet bowl

DEEP CLEAN: A Sydney husband is making bold moves to quell his wife’s growing anger and resentment over his lack of effort around the house. With their shared bathroom looking like it just hosted a mud wrestling tournament, David Bell put two Wash Wild anti-bacterial drops into the toilet bowl. “Cleaning the bathroom was so much easier than I thought,” he told DBT, beaming with pride. “I even flushed the toilet twice for good measure.” However his minimalist approach left his wife Belinda less than impressed. “The toilet bowl still has skid marks on it, and the shower still has…

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Bruce Lehrmann spotted near Sydney beach looking for washed up bricks of cocaine

ROCK BOTTOM: Just three days after his failed defamation case closed against Network TEN, Bruce Lehrmann has been photographed pacing furiously along the rocky coastline near Freshwater Beach in Sydney’s north. “He was combing every nook and cranny,” said one witness. “He was still wearing his suit and he was so focused!” It comes after more than 250kg of cocaine washed up along NSW’s coastline over the past several months. “Bruce kept muttering something about hitting the jackpot,” the witness told DBT. It’s understood the former political staffer’s search yielded nothing more than a few bottle caps, a rusty spoon,…

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Double Bay woman wears North Face puffer jacket to help brave the cooler climates inside Woolworths

URBAN ADVENTURE: Puffer jacket season has come early for one Double Bay woman. Sally Riley normally gets her groceries delivered, but today, after running out of bottled water and organic yoghurt, she was forced to brave the cool climates of her local Woolworths. “The meat and dairy sections are the worst,” the 29 year old told DBT. “But sometimes in life you really need to step outside of your comfort zone.” Ms Riley wore her North Face puffer jacket, typically reserved for sub-zero temperatures. She paired the jacket with a black turtleneck sweater and beige corduroy pants. “I’m pretty much…

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COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Sydney couple save thousands by having wedding in Bali, but travel costs send guests broke

PASSING THE BUCK: A Sydney couple’s ingenious plan to save money by having their wedding in Bali has left their guests financially crippled. The couple, Mark and Penny Shaw, are now facing backlash as their friends and family struggle to recover from the unexpected travel expenses. “I had to sell my car to afford the plane ticket,” lamented one guest. “And don’t even get me started on the cost of the ‘optional’ elephant ride.” As for the couple, they remain blissfully unaware of the financial strain their dream wedding has caused. “We’re just so happy that everyone could make it,” the…

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LinkedIn adds new ‘Get A Real Job’ reaction button

GET REAL: In a bold move that’s shaking up the professional networking world, social networking website LinkedIn has added a new reaction button to give users a broader choice beyond ‘Like,’ ‘Comment’ or ‘Share.’ “Our new ‘Get A Real Job’ button is already proving a popular option since it was introduced yesterday,” says a spokesperson. The new reaction button is being used heavily on posts featuring videos posted by users sharing generic business advice and passing themselves off as ‘experts.’ “Unfortunately our platform has become overrun by users with extremely questionable job titles, like ‘coach,’ mentor’ or ‘enabler,’” says the…

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New couple immediately give up running after meeting at run club

LOVED UP: A young Sydney couple are enjoying the transition to an exercise-free lifestyle after meeting at a local run club ten days ago. “We’re in our honeymoon period,” Victoria Watts told DBT. “And by honeymoon I mean, no early starts and no more pretending to enjoy gruelling runs.” Only three days after meeting, Ms Watts and her new boyfriend Scott Marsh decided to make their relationship exclusive. “We stopped going to run club immediately out of respect for each other,” says Scott. “But also because there was literally no point going anymore!” However friends of the new couple have…

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“Hey are we still on for today?” woman texts her fiance on their wedding day

CANCEL CULTURE: Only two hours before a Sydney couple is set to walk down the aisle to get married, the bride-to-be sent her fiance Harry a WhatsApp message asking: “Are we still on for today?” “I just wanted to give him an out, you know?” Julie Manning told DBT. “I’m so used to people canceling plans with me at the last second, I wanted to extend Harry the same courtesy.” She followed up her first text with another: “No worries if you want to cancel or postpone. No pressure :).” At press time, Harry is still yet to reply, leaving…

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Randwick real estate agent quickly adds ‘Water Views’ to sign after heavy rain causes puddle on front driveway

SLIPPERY SALES TACTICS: A local real estate agent is moving quickly to take advantage of heavy rainfall and localised flooding across Sydney today. Paul Lambert has today updated the For Sale sign at a Randwick property to include the words ‘Water Views,’ even though the only water in the area is a newly formed puddle on the front driveway. “It’s actually not false advertising,” says the agent. “You can definitely see water from the living room.” The humble single level home brick is on the market for $2.5 million. “It’s a great opportunity,” says Lambert. “But get in quick, because…

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