Analysis
Couple who’ve never been able to keep a house plant alive, now considering having a baby
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PLANT PARENTHOOD: A local couple are considering embarking on the next stage of their parenting career.
Ben and his wife Pip Norman have had have a long and tragic history of being unable to keep even the hardiest houseplants alive.
From succulents to spider plants, they've unintentionally murdered every botanical being that has had the misfortune of crossing their threshold.
Now, against...
Local News
Margaret restaurant Double Bay now rejecting anyone who didn’t go to private school
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RIGHT CROWD: In a controversial move, popular Neil Perry restaurant Margaret has announced a ban on anyone who was a student within Australia's public school system.
“Margaret is not just a fine dining establishment, says Perry. "It’s a lifestyle.”
“We need to make sure we’re attracting the right crowd, and also keeping the riff raff out."
Patrons must now prove they went to...
National News
Seven Network announce new reality TV show: ‘Real Estate Agent Wants A Wife’
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HOT PROPERTY: Two of Australia's most eligible real estate agents will go looking for love on the Seven Network's newest reality TV show: 'Real Estate Agent Wants A Wife.'
"Being a real estate agent is a 24/7 job," says one of the show's stars, Gavin Rubinstein. "It leaves little time for romance, but I'm confident I'll meet the right woman soon."
Rubinstein...
Analysis
“Sugar is toxic” claims nutritionist with silicone breast implants & face full of botox
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BITTER SWEET: A self-described 'nutritionist' with lips and breasts filled with harsh chemicals has added her voice to the 'sugar is toxic' movement.
Sydney's Linley Brulia is backing up scientific research showing that sugar has harmful effects on the metabolism and can contribute to the development of disease.
"Recent studies show evidence linking sugar consumption with breast cancer," she says. "People...
Breaking News
#BREAKING: ‘The North Face’ announced as official sponsor of The Australian Labor Party
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UNEXPECTED ALLIANCE: The Australian Labor Party has today announced an unprecedented sponsorship deal with outdoor clothing and gear brand The North Face.
"We're really excited to have the backing of such a well-known brand," says NSW Premier Chris Minns, who spent his first full day in the job yesterday in a North Face vest.
Talk of a sponsorship deal first arose...
CANCEL CULTURE: A local man resorted to deceptive and manipulative text message tactics yesterday, in a desperate bid to cancel an arrangement with a friend.
"I was tired and hungover from the night before and really just wanted to stay home last night after work," says Tim Reynolds.
"The only problem is that I canceled our plans last time, so this...
National News
BRUTAL DUMPING: MAFS producers reveal Duncan used ChatGPT to write his final vows
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FINAL FAREWELL: MAFS fans watched Duncan dump his wife Alyssa during final vows last night, & today it's been revealed his speech was written entirely by artificial intelligence.
"Duncan was really confused about what to say to wife Alyssa," a MAFS producer told DBT.
"He also couldn't be bothered writing it, so he used ChatGPT to do it for him."
DBT understands...
Analysis
Australia’s peak science body demands the Nine Network stop calling MAFS an ‘experiment’
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LAB RATS: Australia's peak science body issued an ultimatum to the Nine Network.
The CSIRO is demanding Nine stop referring to its toxic reality TV show, Married at First Sight as an 'experiment.'
"We believe this is a misleading and deceptive way to describe the show," says a CSIRO spokesperson.
"There is no science involved, and certainly no experiment. It's more like...
Local News
Local woman launches own activewear brand, purely so she can appear as the model in promotional photos
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TIME TO SHINE: A Double Bay woman is taking a giant leap into the crowded activewear industry, launching her own brand called All About Me.
"It's kind of like P.E Nation meets Lululemon," says Audrey Blunt.
"But my brand is a bit different because it uses bold colours and the fabric is ultra-stretchy and sweat-wicking."
Ms Blunt has today released the first...
Local News
Low voter turnout in Sydney for state election, amid heavy traffic and fuck all parking
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ROAD BLOCK TO DEMOCRACY: Heavy traffic and a desperate lack of parking options in Sydney thanks to the city's chronic over development, is threatening to derail today's state elections.
Sydney's gridlock and sub-standard public transport system has meant that by 10.30am today, only 0.45% of Sydney's population had managed to cast their vote.
"We are well behind schedule at this stage,"...
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