GOOD CHAT: A generic conversation about Sydney’s temperamental weather has blocked aisle 6 at Woolworths, Lane Cove. The chit chat between two oblivious boomers has entered its 2nd minute, as no other shoppers seem prepared to interrupt them. "I was nervous about saying ‘excuse me,'" one shopper told DBT. “I was worried they’d get a shock about realising that there are...
A LA CARTE: In what's being hailed as a world first, a local woman has ordered directly off a menu, without making any special requests or negotiating with the waitress. The incident took place last night at the popular Bake Bar cafe in Sydney's exclusive Double Bay. "Usually our patrons use our menu as a source of inspiration only," says cafe...
FOMO: After two years of border closures, social media has become flooded with European beaches, slo mo footage of people jumping off yachts and huge plates of pasta. The Euro summer season was never a good time to be on socials if you weren't traveling that year, but now - in 2022 - it's become so much more depressing. Now, for...
STAND OFF: Giselle Tammer and her boyfriend Mark Rollerson are currently engaged in a tense stand off at a Sydney restaurant. Ms Tammer wants to order Creme Brûlée but will only do so if her boyfriend of three years agrees to eat half of it. "I'm already full," says Mark Rollerson. "You can have the whole thing." Relationship expert John Smiley told...
QUICK HANDS: A Millers Point woman has smashed one of the City2Surf's most coveted records. After finishing the race in 1 hour and 40 minutes, Sally Pearce took a selfie and posted it to Instagram in a lightning fast time of 4.1 seconds. “Throughout the entire run, I was really just focusing on what would happen in the moments after crossing...
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW: A Sydney man has spent the majority of lunch with friends today trying to talk as much as possible about the City2Surf. "So, what are you guys up to tomorrow?" asked Nathan Brampton, hoping his friends would also ask him the same question. "I have to be up early for the City2Surf." Brampton is among the...
POT KETTLE BLACK: The Qantas CEO is today lashing out at Sydney trains, as strike activity causes delays and cancellations across the rail network. Alan Joyce arrived at Central Station this morning on his way to work, but he was forced to return home after waiting 45 minutes for a train service which was eventually cancelled. "What a fucking waste of...
GENERATIONAL TRAUMA: A Sydney father has taken aim at his 31 year old son for not being able to afford his own home yet. “Where’s all your money gone?” 65 year old Peter Rangelis asked his son Jason, who works as a corporate lawyer. The father seems oblivious to the 1400% increase in Sydney house prices since he purchased way back...
BAGGAGE CLAIM: Qantas CEO Alan Joyce is facing calls to resign after CCTV footage showed him rifling through his airline's lost luggage department looking for new clothes. The video shows Mr Joyce trying on several clothing items, and asking colleagues nearby for their feedback. Alan Joyce refused to comment on the video, however a Qantas statement says: "Mr Joyce only looked through...
EURO TRASH: A Sydney man says his holiday to the Greek tourist hot spot Mykonos is being overrun by 'absolute blow-ins' from down under. "I'm so sick of all these muppets," says Steve La Rosa. "They think they're cool coming to Mykonos, but they are literally just sheep all following each other." Steve La Rosa says he travelled to the summer...

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