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#BREAKING: Greg Norman Gets A Semi During A Romantic Walk On The Beach With His Dog
Greg Norman has sparked a social media frenzy after posting an x-rated photo of himself with his dog on a Florida beach. “You don’t have to look closely to see that semi,” commented one fan. “Hopefully there are some other humans on the beach with him, or else raises question marks.” Animal welfare advocates say they are investigating the image. “We are trying to understand exactly what triggered the semi,” says Jemma Highland from the RSPCA. “Hopefully Greg’s wife or someone else was there?” “The dog appears confused about which stick to grab.” The Australian sporting legend has addressed the…
Read MoreQLD Premier Opens Border To All Australians, Except Gladys Berejiklian Who Failed To Self-Isolate
Annastacia Palaszczuk has finally announced the Queensland border will reopen to millions of people in NSW and Victoria on December 1. But the border will remain closed to one very important NSW resident. “Gladys Berejiklian is not welcome in Queensland,” says Ms Palaszczuk. “I think she could be a super spreader.” It comes after the NSW Premier breached Covid rules by not self-isolating after being tested last week. Ms Palaszczuk is now also demanding the NSW Premier’s ex-boyfriend Daryl Maguire get tested for Covid. “Who knows what diseases those two share?” says the Queensland Premier. “Honestly it makes me feel…
Read More#BREAKING: Pete Evans Spotted Working At Boost Juice In Byron Bay
It’s a fall from grace like no other. Pete Evans was a celebrity chef and diet advocate inspiring millions of people around the world. Now he’s been photographed putting in a shift at Boost Juice in Byron Bay. “It’s just a part time thing at the moment,” Evans told Double Bay Today. “Just something to make ends meet.” The chef turned conspiracy theorist’s empire has crumbled after a string of controversial social media posts. “At least I’m still working in the health space,” says Evans. “Boost Juice actually does some pretty cool stuff, as long as you avoid the smoothies…
Read MoreBelle Gibson To Replace Pete Evans On ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!’
Network TEN has announced convicted scammer Belle Gibson will be joining the cast of ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’ “She’s a perfect replacement for Pete Evans,” says Network TEN spokesman Doug Piggott. “They’re both advocates of all that loopy pseudoscience health and alternate therapy stuff.” They’ve also both made (and lost) millions from sprouting dangerous health theories in books, despite having no relevant qualifications. “We don’t really worry about the credibility of the people we choose as contestants on our reality TV shows,” says Doug Piggott. “It’s purely a ratings decision.” It comes after Pete Evans was…
Read MoreRoxy Jancenko Offers To Give Evidence To The SAS War Crimes Inquiry
Fresh from her brief but harrowing stint on the SAS Australia reality TV show, Roxy Jacenko says she’s ready to share her insights into the horrors of war. The PR Queen has offered to give evidence to the Defence Force inquiry into alleged war crimes by Australian special forces soldiers. “I know what’s like on the front line,” says the 40 year old reality TV star. “You see some pretty hectic things.” It follows a new report alleging Australian special forces soldiers were involved in the suspected killing of 39 civilians or prisoners in the Afghanistan War. “It’s a toxic…
Read MorePalaszczuk Sends Berejiklian A Celebratory State Of Origin Selfie With Cameron Munster
The text message war of words between the Queensland Premier and her NSW counterpart continues today. As the final siren sounded on Origin 2020 last night, Annastacia Palaszczuk was seen rushing out onto the field for a selfie with Maroons star Cameron Munster. She then sent the pic to Gladys Berejiklian via text message with the caption ‘#Winning.’ “She’s the Queensland Premier, but she’s acting like a teenager,” Ms Berejiklian told DBT. “I don’t even care about the State Of Origin, and I certainly don’t hang my entire political reputation on a football match.” It follows Queensland’s close victory over…
Read MoreQLD Premier Rules NSW Players Must Always Be At Least 1.5M Apart During Origin Decider
New South Wales’ 2020 State of Origin campaign has hit a stumbling block at the 11th hour. Ahead of tonight’s deciding match in Brisbane, the Queensland Premier has announced that NSW players must maintain a minimum distance of 1.5 metres at all times on the field. “I understand it’s not ideal, but I’m trying to reduce the chance of Covid transmission between the NSW players,” says Annastacia Palaszczuk. “The infection rate in NSW is still relatively high.” But the social distancing measure has drawn the ire of NSW Origin coach Brad Filter. “She can’t just go and make up new…
Read MorePalaszczuk Bans NSW Fans From Attending Brisbane Origin Decider, Even If They Live In QLD
The Queensland Premier is continuing her hard line stance against New South Wales. She’s today announced a ban on all NSW supporters being part of the crowd at the State of Origin final in Brisbane next week. “The ban includes all NSW fans who are currently living in Queensland,” says Annastacia Palaszczuk. “And to be honest, it has absolutely nothing to do with Covid-19.” It follows her decision to allow a capacity crowd for Wednesday’s Origin decider, while at the same time banning Channel Nine’s NSW-based Origin commentary team. “My allegiances are with Queensland,” says Palaszczuk. “And if I can…
Read MoreTrump Makes Formal Request For Free Accommodation In The White House Basement
Donald Trump isn’t ready to leave the White House just yet. It’s understood the outgoing US President has asked if he can move into the White House basement when his term ends early next year. “There’s nobody staying down there at the moment,” says Trump. “If they let me stay down there till March, I’ll concede election defeat now.” It’s understood White House officials are seriously considering the request. “We may let the former President stay in the basement for a 2 month period,” says a White House statement. It remains unclear if Melania Trump will be joining him. More…
Read MoreAnnastacia Palaszczuk Announced In Maroons Starting Line Up For Origin Decider
Annastacia Palaszczuk has been called up into Queensland’s State of Origin side for next week’s all-important deciding match against New South Wales. “She’s a very tough defender,” says QLD coach Wayne Bennett. “She’s big and strong and she definitely won’t let any New South Wales players go anywhere near our try line.” NSW is going into the deciding match as favorites after thumping Queensland in game two 34 – 10 on Wednesday. “We’re not taking any chances for next week,” says Bennett. “At this stage Annastacia is in the starting line up as a prop, but she can also play…
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