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Sydney man not accepting any new friends, unless they have guest passes to the stadium
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: After living in Sydney’s eastern suburbs for his entire life, Adam Jamison has cemented a strong friend group. The 32 year old has previously said he’s not open to any new friendships, but today he’s admitted to making one exception. “If they have guest passes to the stadium, they’re a good chance,” he said in an exclusive interview with DBT. “I’ve always believed that true friendships should be built on shared experiences.” With an average joining fee of $22k, Adam Jamison says membership at the Sporting Club of Sydney (known as the stadium) remains out of reach.…
Read MoreSydney man under investigation after claiming he went to the Australian Open, without posting anything on his socials
TENNIS RACKET? A Bondi man is being questioned by police today after claiming he was among the crowd at the Australian Open tennis match between Alex de Minaur and Flavio Cobolli in Melbourne last night. Friends of Zac Barrett raised the alarm after noticing no tennis related content on the 31 year old’s social media. “This is an ongoing investigation,” says Detective Inspector Mark Harris from Rose Bay police. “It’s highly unlikely Mr Barrett attended the event, without posting anything about it.” “So far we’ve combed his Instagram posts, reels and stories, as well as his Facebook and Snapchat to…
Read MoreBondi woman in hot water after telling friends she has a booking at Totti’s, when it was actually for Totti’s Rozelle
MISINFORMATION: In a scandal that’s rocking Bondi’s tight-knit social scene, local woman Kate Stamer is being accused of misleading and deceptive conduct. The charge? Telling six of her friends she managed to snag a coveted table at Totti’s, when the reservation was actually for Totti’s Rozelle. “As if we’d ever go to Rozelle, I’ve never even heard of it.” “Um, that’s a pretty fucking big detail to omit!” one of her friends told DBT. “As if we’d ever go to Rozelle, I’ve never even heard of it.” Luckily for all of Kate Stamer’s friends who were invited, the deception was…
Read MoreGroom at wedding held in Vaucluse gives special thanks to guests who travelled “all the way from Maroubra”
DESTINATION WEDDING: A groom at a lavish Vaucluse wedding today has left guests feeling a mix of awe and disbelief as he gave special thanks to those who’d traveled “all the way from Maroubra.” “A heartfelt thanks to those who came here from interstate and overseas, and also to our brave friends who traveled all the way from Maroubra,” Christian Robertson said during his speech. “It means so much that you’ve made the trip here for our special day and it’s so great to see you all here in the eastern suburbs.” The speech caused a stir among some of…
Read More“It’s so easy to make time for exercise,” says fitness influencer without job, mortgage, children, social life or any other hobbies
JUST DO IT: A Sydney influencer is being accused of misleading her followers, after claiming she juggles a demanding daily schedule to fit in regular exercise. “You won’t achieve your fitness goals by just thinking about them,” Elise Jamison said on a recent video she posted to Instagram. “You need to take control of your time and make it happen!” But an investigation by DBT shows the 28 year old stay at home trust fund recipient has no time constraints whatsoever. “She just hangs out in activewear all day, trialing green smoothie recipes, and filming herself doing exercise,” says one…
Read MoreChinese President joins calls to boycott Woolworths for not selling Chinese-made Australia Day merchandise
STRATEGIC ALLIANCE: In an unexpected twist in international relations, the Chinese President and Australia’s opposition leader Peter Dutton have formed a rare alliance. Both are calling for a boycott of Woolworths over its decision to no longer stock special Australia Day-themed merchandise. “Woolworths’ decision is a devastating blow for China’s low-cost plastic manufacturing sector,” China’s President Xi Jinping told a press conference today. “It threatens to derail already strained relations between China and Australia.” Peter Dutton has told DBT he has a meeting with the Chinese President in Beijing later today. “We are working closely on this issue,” says Dutton.…
Read MoreMerivale confirms new Totti’s restaurant to open within the grounds of Kambala girls school
LADIES LUNCH: A popular Sydney restaurant chain is set to open its doors on the grounds of one of the city’s most expensive schools. Early next month, a new Totti’s restaurant will begin trading at Kambala girls school in Sydney’s east. “We want to make the Totti’s dining experience accessible to as many people as possible,” says a Merivale company spokesperson. “And Kambala girls school is already a strong fit with our target demographic.” Totti’s Kambala follows the strong success of other Totti’s venues such as Totti’s Bondi and Totti’s Rozelle. “I can’t wait to go to Totti’s Kambala,” says…
Read MoreVaucluse couple send son to boarding school at Cranbrook so they can avoid the daily traffic on New South Head Rd
TRAFFIC HACK: A Vaucluse couple has raised eyebrows after enrolling their 14 year old son into Cranbrook’s boarding program, despite living only four kilometres from the school. “The traffic every day on New South Head Rd is a nightmare,” says the father Phil Morgan. “It’s going to save us about an hour per day on transport.” The son, Hugo Morgan, gets dropped at school and picked up everyday. “Public transport is not an option for us,” says the father. “Hugo refuses to catch the bus. So boarding school is a great solution.” Hugo – previously a day student at the…
Read MoreMan dies of starvation after waiting for half decent option to emerge on the Sushi Train
FEELING PECKISH: In a bizarre and tragic incident, a Sydney man has died this afternoon after blacking out at a local Sushi Train. CCTV footage showed the man in the eatery for 45 minutes without eating anything. His wife, who was sitting alongside him at the time, watched on as his head suddenly slumped down onto the table. “He’s a fussy eater to be fair,” she told DBT. “But he refused to budge unless a grilled salmon nigiri emerged on the Sushi Train.” Doctors at St Vincent’s hospital pronounced the man dead only 19 minutes after he arrived by ambulance at…
Read MoreMan back at work uses sign to prevent generic questions about his holidays
CONVERSATION STOPPER: A local marketing executive is going to extreme lengths to stave off generic questions about how he spent his summer holidays. “I desperately want to avoid repeating the same things over and over,” says Steven Hockney. “In fact I don’t want to talk at all.” On his first day back at work today, the 29 year old is holding a sign which he shows to anyone who asks about his holidays. It reads: “Good thanks. I just stayed in Sydney and relaxed.” Steven Hockney told DBT the truth is that his two weeks off were a blur of Tinder dates…
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