FACEBOOK FLEX: A married couple who barely talk face to face, are going out of their way to paint a very different picture on social media.

Ron Ferver and his wife Deanne have both posted loving Happy Valentine’s messages to each other for everyone to see on Facebook.

“We had a brief chat this morning to agree on what we’d both write on each others’ walls,” says Ron Ferver. “But apart from that I haven’t spoken to her for four days.”

“She’s actually been staying in an Airbnb.”

The couple have also sadly admitted to DBT they’re considering divorce.

“Our relationship is toxic, it has been for a long time” says Deanne Ferver. “But I can handle it, as long as everyone else thinks we’re solid.”

“We’re are also hoping that likes and comments from friends might help us get our relationship back on track.”